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Last Updated: 24.06.2025 11:06

Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
Freaks and Cheeks
Have you ever really seen aliens or UFOs by yourself? Can you share your experience?
Next, they tried...
Unacceptable again!
Minds and Behinds
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No go.
share office space ...
Nuts and Butts
No way
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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They put up a sign reading
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No, not a chance
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Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Just Forget it!
So, the docs changed it to read
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So they tried
Thumbs down again.
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Then came..
—
Another attempt resulted in ...
Loons and Moons
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Catatonics & High Colonics